You might be a redneck if.....

301You grandmother spits farther than you. Share on Facebook      
302You grow flowers in an old commode in your front yard. Share on Facebook      
303You had a receding hairline in the 6th grade. Share on Facebook      
304You had to buy an 18-Wheeler for family vacations. Share on Facebook      
305You had to call the police department to get your flare gun back. Share on Facebook      
306You had to hitchhike on your honeymoon. Share on Facebook      
307You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures. Share on Facebook      
308You had your own parking space in Jr High. Share on Facebook      
309You hang pickled eggs and pop-tops from your Christmas tree. Share on Facebook      
310You have 10 cars in your front yard and only once of them isn't on blocks and the engine works. Share on Facebook      
311You have 5 cars that are immobile and house that isn't! Share on Facebook      
312You have 500 men working under you and you cut grass at the cemetery. Share on Facebook      
313You have a "church" cap. Share on Facebook      
314You have a beer cooler on your riding lawn mower. Share on Facebook      
315You have a Bud Light pool-table light hanging over your dining room table. Share on Facebook      
316You have a bumper sticker that says, "Kiss the crack below my back." Share on Facebook      
317You have a bumper sticker that says, "My mother's an honor student at the local junior high. Share on Facebook      
318You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood. Share on Facebook      
319You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say cool whip on the side. Share on Facebook      
320You have a Confederate flag for bed sheets. Share on Facebook