You might be a redneck if.....

281You get drunk while mowing the grass. Share on Facebook      
282You get kicked out of the KKK for being a bigot. Share on Facebook      
283You get Odor-Eaters as a Christmas present. Share on Facebook      
284You get turned on when your girlfriend shoots an armadillo. Share on Facebook      
285You get your 4-wheel drive stuck. Share on Facebook      
286You give Tic-Tacs out at Christmas instead of candy canes. Share on Facebook      
287You give your best bud a carton of cigarettes as a wedding gift. Share on Facebook      
288You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift Share on Facebook      
289You go coon hunting with a spot light instead of a dog. Share on Facebook      
290You go into an auto parts store and tell them you need a part for your Chevy and when they ask you make and model you answer, "They're all the same." Share on Facebook      
291You go to a bar to cheer on your mother in mud wrestling. Share on Facebook      
292You go to a drive through the person at the window asks you to shut off your engine because it's too loud. Share on Facebook      
293You go to a drive through you have to open your door because your window hasn't rolled down in 5 years. Share on Facebook      
294You go to a stock car race and don't need a program. Share on Facebook      
295You go to a Tupperware party for a haircut. Share on Facebook      
296You go to strip joints for family reunions. Share on Facebook      
297You go to the bank for a loan and the loan officer asks to see the stock you have listed as collateral, so you bring in the three hogs you bought last month at the auction. Share on Facebook      
298You go to your family reunions looking for a date. Share on Facebook      
299You got more antennas on your truck than the local TV station. Share on Facebook      
300You got your pickup truck from a lake. Share on Facebook