You might be a redneck if.....

261you ever got too drunk to fish. Share on Facebook      
262You ever had a riffle in your back at a wedding. Share on Facebook      
263you ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle. Share on Facebook      
264You ever say "oh yeah I can fix it". Share on Facebook      
265You ever shot a deer with a tater gun. Share on Facebook      
266You ever told your Mom that she looks sexy in mini skirts. Share on Facebook      
267You ever won first prize in a tobacco spittin' contest. Share on Facebook      
268You exclaim "Whoo, Doggy , tell ya what!!" when you see your coon hound have pups on your living room floor. Share on Facebook      
269You fall in love with a girl and write "I Love You" using duck tape. Share on Facebook      
270You fill up the bathtub just to test out a fishing lure. Share on Facebook      
271You finally mow your front lawn and you find the pickup truck that you thought was stolen. Share on Facebook      
272You fish coins out of public fountains. Share on Facebook      
273You fish in your above-ground pool, especially if you catch something! Share on Facebook      
274You flick rubber bands at cock roaches. Share on Facebook      
275You floss with barb wire. Share on Facebook      
276You follow the tractor pull circuit. Share on Facebook      
277You found a toy boat in your toilet when you were taking a bath and started playing with it. Share on Facebook      
278You found your wife's christmas present along side the road. Share on Facebook      
279You gene pool doesn't have a "deep end". Share on Facebook      
280You get a ticket cause you got a confederate flag as a front license plate. Share on Facebook