You might be a redneck if.....

241You consider yourself the black sheep of the family because you are the only one not living in a trailer house. Share on Facebook      
242You cook perogies in beer. Share on Facebook      
243You cut your toenails in front of company. Share on Facebook      
244You cut your wedding cake with a chain saw. Share on Facebook      
245You dated your daddy's current wife in high school. Share on Facebook      
246You decorate the lawn mower with red Christmas lights at Halloween. Share on Facebook      
247You divorced your 1st. cousin, married your 2nd. cousin and are cheating with your 3rd. cousin. Share on Facebook      
248You don't have a home phone. Share on Facebook      
249You don't need a clean shirt to go to work. Share on Facebook      
250You don't take a shower for a long time. Share on Facebook      
251You don't think baseball players spit and scratch too much. Share on Facebook      
252You drive across town to see a car wreck. Share on Facebook      
253You drive more than thirty miles to save money on a pack of cigarettes. Share on Facebook      
254You drive through your car port to park your blue Pinto in the backyard. Share on Facebook      
255You drive your tractor along the high way. Share on Facebook      
256You dust furniture with underwear. Share on Facebook      
257You eat your daily road-kill out of the same dirty bowl every night. Share on Facebook      
258You ever been rushed to the emergency room because you swallowed your redman. Share on Facebook      
259You ever cut your grass and found a car. Share on Facebook      
260You ever fly a kite with a fishing pole. Share on Facebook