You might be a redneck if.....

221You can't keep your cats out of your car at night because the interior smells like fried chicken. Share on Facebook      
222You can't marry your sweetheart because there is a law against it. Share on Facebook      
223You can't take a bath because beer is iced down in your tub. Share on Facebook      
224You can't visit relatives without getting mud on your tires. Share on Facebook      
225You can't work on Thursday night or you'll miss smack-down. Share on Facebook      
226You carry a gun to the store "just in case the car breaks down and a stranger approaches to help." Share on Facebook      
227You clean your fingernails with a stick. Share on Facebook      
228You clean your house with a water hose. Share on Facebook      
229You clean your toilet with the tooth brush that you use every day. Share on Facebook      
230You come home from the garbage dump with more than you went with. Share on Facebook      
231You consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading. Share on Facebook      
232You consider a family reunion a good place to pick up girls. Share on Facebook      
233You consider a good tan to be the back of of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve... Share on Facebook      
234You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. Share on Facebook      
235You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear. Share on Facebook      
236You consider orange peels left on the coffee table as potpourri. Share on Facebook      
237You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food. Share on Facebook      
238You consider tattooing a do-it-yourself job. Share on Facebook      
239you consider the fifth grade you senior year. Share on Facebook      
240You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison. Share on Facebook