You might be a redneck if.....

201You buy a padded headboard to practice safe sex. Share on Facebook      
202You buy a police scanner to keep up with your relatives. Share on Facebook      
203You buy something you already have. Share on Facebook      
204You buy your china as a grocery store special every week. Share on Facebook      
205You buy your wife camouflage lingerie. Share on Facebook      
206You buy your wife tube socks at the flea market. Share on Facebook      
207You call a chicken a yard bird. Share on Facebook      
208You call fast food hitting a deer at 60mph. Share on Facebook      
209You call toilet paper a leaf and a toilet a bucket. Share on Facebook      
210You call your boss "Buddy", on a regular basis. Share on Facebook      
211You call your boss "dude". Share on Facebook      
212You call your wife "ma" and want her to call you "pa." Share on Facebook      
213You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head. Share on Facebook      
214You can eat an ear of corn and spell "Home Sweet Home" on it. Share on Facebook      
215You can entertain yourself for more then an hour with a fly swatter. Share on Facebook      
216You can grunt like a deer and you are proud of it. Share on Facebook      
217You can recite your vowels in one burp. Share on Facebook      
218You can see all your family members when you're in your own bed. Share on Facebook      
219You can spit tobacco juice through the holes in your truck's floorboard. Share on Facebook      
220You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub. Share on Facebook