You might be a redneck if.....

181You are the youngest in the family and the first to graduate. Share on Facebook      
182You ask for the honeymoon suite at the Motel 6. Share on Facebook      
183You ask the preacher, "How's it hanging? Share on Facebook      
184You ask what's for dinner and your wife props her legs on the table and says "crabs". Share on Facebook      
185You attend a parent-teacher conference wearing flip-flops. Share on Facebook      
186You base the purchase of a refrigerator on how many cases of beer it holds. Share on Facebook      
187You bathe your cat in the toilet. Share on Facebook      
188You borrow a sleeveless T-shirt from your Mom. Share on Facebook      
189you bought a VCR because wrestling comes on while you're at work. Share on Facebook      
190You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work. Share on Facebook      
191You bought your best pair of shoes off the impulse rack by the register. Share on Facebook      
192You break wind in public and blame it on your kid. Share on Facebook      
193You bring a video camera to a funeral. Share on Facebook      
194You bring home from school a certificate as "The Best Reader in the Fourth Grade" for three years in a row. Share on Facebook      
195You bring your dog to work with you. Share on Facebook      
196You bum a dip from your mother. Share on Facebook      
197You bum a pinch of chew from your girlfriend. Share on Facebook      
198You bum a smoke from your third grade kid. Share on Facebook      
199You burn your lawn instead of mowing it. Share on Facebook      
200You burn your yard rather than mow it. Share on Facebook