You know you're getting older

161You work on your short game. Share on Facebook      
162You would rather go to work than stay home sick. Share on Facebook      
163You write down a name with the telephone number and when you look at it again, you still don't have a clue who it is. Share on Facebook      
164You're 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, and 106 around the golf course. Share on Facebook      
165You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead. Share on Facebook      
166You're on a TV game show and you decide to risk it all and go for the rocker. Share on Facebook      
167you're on vacation and you run out of energy before you run out of money. Share on Facebook      
168You're on vacation and your ENERGY runs out before your money does. Share on Facebook      
169You're sitting on a park bench and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs. Share on Facebook      
170You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo. Share on Facebook      
171You've seen it all, done it all, and can't remember most of it! Share on Facebook      
172You've still got it, but nobody wants to see it. Share on Facebook      
173Younger men ask you for advice. Share on Facebook      
174Younger women start opening doors for you. Share on Facebook      
175Your "get-up-and-go" got up and went. Share on Facebook      
176Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr. Share on Facebook      
177Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper. Share on Facebook      
178Your attire includes Hawaiian shirt, shorts, sandals and black socks. Share on Facebook      
179Your back goes out but you stay home. Share on Facebook      
180Your back goes out more than you do. Share on Facebook