You know you're getting older

141You step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there. Share on Facebook      
142You still have a rotary phone. Share on Facebook      
143You stop growing at the ends and start growing in the middle. Share on Facebook      
144You stop half way up the stairs, and can't remember if you were going up or coming down. Share on Facebook      
145You take a metal detector to the beach. Share on Facebook      
146You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn. Share on Facebook      
147You tell your kids about the "Olden Days". Share on Facebook      
148You tip more and carry less. Share on Facebook      
149You tune into the easy listening station... on purpose. Share on Facebook      
150You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons. Share on Facebook      
151You wake up looking like your driver's license picture. Share on Facebook      
152You wake up the morning after and yell at the old house cat to quit stomping his feet! Share on Facebook      
153You wake up with that morning-after feeling and you didn't do anything the night before. Share on Facebook      
154You walk by a teen-ager with a boom box and you want to just smack him. Share on Facebook      
155You watch the Weather Channel. Share on Facebook      
156You wave goodbye to someone, your underarm flab causes wind shears. Share on Facebook      
157You wear black socks with sandals. Share on Facebook      
158You were alive when crayolas only came in eight colors. Share on Facebook      
159You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it. Share on Facebook      
160You wonder why you waited so long to take up macramé. Share on Facebook