You know you're getting older

121You read more and remember less. Share on Facebook      
122You read the obituaries each day to make sure you're not listed. Share on Facebook      
123You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you. Share on Facebook      
124You realize that a stamp today costs more than a picture show did when you were growing up. Share on Facebook      
125You realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise. Share on Facebook      
126You realize you've reached your sexpiration date. Share on Facebook      
127You realize your rock-hard abs have turned to pillow-soft flabs. Share on Facebook      
128You refer to your $2500 stereo system as "The Hi-Fi." Share on Facebook      
129You regret all those mistakes you made resisting temptation. Share on Facebook      
130You remember when shopkeepers used to say "Come Again." instead of "Have a nice day." Share on Facebook      
131You remember when the only people who wore rings in their noses were called pygmies. Share on Facebook      
132You run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs. Share on Facebook      
133You scout for a warmer place to spend the long, cold winters. Share on Facebook      
134You send money to PBS. Share on Facebook      
135You settle for a workout video titled "Buns of Putty" Share on Facebook      
136You shop for health insurance the way you once shopped for a new car. Share on Facebook      
137You sing along with the elevator music. Share on Facebook      
138You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there. Share on Facebook      
139You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. Share on Facebook      
140You start video taping daytime game shows. Share on Facebook