You know you're getting older

81You find this list tasteless and insensitive. Share on Facebook      
82You find yourself beginning to like accordion music. Share on Facebook      
83You find yourself standing in line and can't remember why. Share on Facebook      
84You frequently find yourself telling people what a loaf of bread USED to cost. Share on Facebook      
85You get into a heated argument about pension plans. Share on Facebook      
86You get propositioned by AARP. Share on Facebook      
87You get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. Share on Facebook      
88You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good. Share on Facebook      
89You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. Share on Facebook      
90You go from hoping for a BMW to hoping for a BM. Share on Facebook      
91You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. Share on Facebook      
92You got cable for the weather channel. Old Folks MTV! Share on Facebook      
93You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. Share on Facebook      
94You have ever used the word NOSIREEBOB. Share on Facebook      
95You have more hair growing out of your ears than you have on your head. Share on Facebook      
96You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore. Share on Facebook      
97You have to stop jogging for your health because your thighs rubbing together start your panty hose on fire. Share on Facebook      
98You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet. Share on Facebook      
99You hear your favorite song on an elevator. Share on Facebook      
100You hold all reading material at arms length just to read it. Share on Facebook