You know you're getting older

61You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television. Share on Facebook      
62You carry an umbrella. Share on Facebook      
63You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity. Share on Facebook      
64You confuse having a clear conscience with having a bad memory. Share on Facebook      
65You consider coffee one of the most important things in life. Share on Facebook      
66You constantly talk about the price of gasoline. Share on Facebook      
67You develop a knack for wearing hats. Share on Facebook      
68You discover that your measurements are now small, medium and large. In that order. Share on Facebook      
69You discover the words, "whippersnapper", "scalawag" and "by-cracky" creeping into your vocabulary. Share on Facebook      
70You don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along. Share on Facebook      
71You don't get liquored up at home, to save money, before going to a bar. Share on Facebook      
72You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Share on Facebook      
73You don't recall what the first thing to go was. Share on Facebook      
74You don't remember being absent minded. Share on Facebook      
75You don't remember when your wild oats turned to shredded wheat. Share on Facebook      
76You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. Share on Facebook      
77You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. Share on Facebook      
78You feel like the morning after when you haven't been anywhere the night before. Share on Facebook      
79You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. Share on Facebook      
80You find it hard to get out of a low-down car. Share on Facebook