41 | The waiter asks how you'd like your steak...and you say "pureed". |
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42 | There's nothing left to learn the hard way. |
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43 | You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. |
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44 | You and your teeth don't sleep together. |
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45 | You answer a question with "Because I said so!" |
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46 | You are no longer 'promising'. |
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47 | You are proud of your lawn mower. |
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48 | You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..." |
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49 | You burn the midnight oil till 9PM. |
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50 | You buy a compass for the dash of your car. |
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51 | You buy trousers with the waist size larger than the length. |
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52 | You can go bowling without drinking. |
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53 | You can live without sex, but not without glasses. |
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54 | You can pinch an inch on your forehead. |
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55 | You can remember that your school desk had an inkwell with real ink. |
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56 | You can remember when "gay" meant joyous and lively, merry, happy, light-hearted. |
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57 | You can remember when a stop sign meant STOP! |
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58 | You can remember when coke bottles had the town location of the bottling company on the bottom. |
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59 | You can remember when you could get a room at Motel 6 for six dollars. |
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60 | You can remember when your milk shake came with two straws. |
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