| 41 | The waiter asks how you'd like your steak...and you say "pureed". |
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| 42 | There's nothing left to learn the hard way. |
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| 43 | You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. |
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| 44 | You and your teeth don't sleep together. |
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| 45 | You answer a question with "Because I said so!" |
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| 46 | You are no longer 'promising'. |
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| 47 | You are proud of your lawn mower. |
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| 48 | You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..." |
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| 49 | You burn the midnight oil till 9PM. |
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| 50 | You buy a compass for the dash of your car. |
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| 51 | You buy trousers with the waist size larger than the length. |
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| 52 | You can go bowling without drinking. |
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| 53 | You can live without sex, but not without glasses. |
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| 54 | You can pinch an inch on your forehead. |
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| 55 | You can remember that your school desk had an inkwell with real ink. |
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| 56 | You can remember when "gay" meant joyous and lively, merry, happy, light-hearted. |
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| 57 | You can remember when a stop sign meant STOP! |
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| 58 | You can remember when coke bottles had the town location of the bottling company on the bottom. |
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| 59 | You can remember when you could get a room at Motel 6 for six dollars. |
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| 60 | You can remember when your milk shake came with two straws. |
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