You know you're getting older

21It takes twice as long to look half as good. Share on Facebook      
22It takes two tries to get up from the couch. Share on Facebook      
23It's tougher to lose weight, because over time your body and your fat are really good friends. Share on Facebook      
24Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." Share on Facebook      
25Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion. Share on Facebook      
26MTV News is no longer your primary source for information. Share on Facebook      
27Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. Share on Facebook      
28One of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot water bottle. Share on Facebook      
29People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" Share on Facebook      
30Sleeping on the couch is a no-no. Share on Facebook      
31Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. Share on Facebook      
32The candles cost more than the cake. Share on Facebook      
33The car that you bought brand new becomes an antique. Share on Facebook      
34The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... have come back in style. Share on Facebook      
35The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants. Share on Facebook      
36The girls at the office start confiding in you. Share on Facebook      
37The highway patrol sigh or shake their heads but don't give you a ticket. Share on Facebook      
38The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife. Share on Facebook      
39The pharmacist has become your new best friend. Share on Facebook      
40The twinkle in your eye is only the reflection of the sun on your bifocals. Share on Facebook