You know you're getting older

201Your new easy chair has more options than your car. Share on Facebook      
202Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you see a pretty girl. Share on Facebook      
203Your potted plants stay alive. Share on Facebook      
204Your Saturday Night Fever turns to Saturday Night Hot Flashes. Share on Facebook      
205Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. Share on Facebook      
206Your sideburns are 6-8 inches long and are combed over the top of your head. Share on Facebook      
207Your Social Security Number only has three digits. Share on Facebook      
208Your stuff strutted off without you! Share on Facebook      
209Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. Share on Facebook      
210Your train of thought frequently derails. Share on Facebook      
211Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any. Share on Facebook      
212Youthful indiscretions harden into bad habits. Share on Facebook      
213Youthful injuries return with a vengeance. Share on Facebook