You know you're getting older

181Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws. Share on Facebook      
182Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. Share on Facebook      
183Your childhood toys are now in a museum. Share on Facebook      
184Your drugs of preference are now vitamins. Share on Facebook      
185Your ears are hairier than your head. Share on Facebook      
186Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook-up and break-up. Share on Facebook      
187Your hot flashes set off the smoke alarm. Share on Facebook      
188Your house plants are alive and you can't smoke any of them. Share on Facebook      
189Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio. Share on Facebook      
190Your idea of weight lifting is standing up. Share on Facebook      
191Your insurance company sends you half a calendar. Share on Facebook      
192Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. Share on Facebook      
193Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service. Share on Facebook      
194Your kids buy you and your spouse a t-shirt that says "old fart" and "old fart's wife". Share on Facebook      
195Your knees buckle and your belt won't. Share on Facebook      
196Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D. Share on Facebook      
197Your medical expenses go up 50%. Share on Facebook      
198Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer. Share on Facebook      
199Your mind bets you can do the simple physical tasks you've always done, and your body bets you can't...and gives odds. Share on Facebook      
200Your mind makes contracts your body can't keep. Share on Facebook