| 181 | Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws. |
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| 182 | Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. |
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| 183 | Your childhood toys are now in a museum. |
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| 184 | Your drugs of preference are now vitamins. |
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| 185 | Your ears are hairier than your head. |
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| 186 | Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook-up and break-up. |
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| 187 | Your hot flashes set off the smoke alarm. |
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| 188 | Your house plants are alive and you can't smoke any of them. |
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| 189 | Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio. |
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| 190 | Your idea of weight lifting is standing up. |
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| 191 | Your insurance company sends you half a calendar. |
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| 192 | Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. |
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| 193 | Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service. |
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| 194 | Your kids buy you and your spouse a t-shirt that says "old fart" and "old fart's wife". |
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| 195 | Your knees buckle and your belt won't. |
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| 196 | Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D. |
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| 197 | Your medical expenses go up 50%. |
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| 198 | Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer. |
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| 199 | Your mind bets you can do the simple physical tasks you've always done, and your body bets you can't...and gives odds. |
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| 200 | Your mind makes contracts your body can't keep. |
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