Yo momma

141Yo mama's breath is so stank, when she yawns her teeth duck. Share on Facebook      
142Yo mama's breath is so stank, you can smell it over the phone. Share on Facebook      
143Yo mama's butt cheeks are so big, even Moses couldn't part them. Share on Facebook      
144Yo mama's butt is so big, it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds. Share on Facebook      
145Yo mama's butt is so bony, she put her drawers on and cut them in two. Share on Facebook      
146Yo mama's car's so ugly, someone broke in just to steal The CLUB. Share on Facebook      
147Yo mama's chest hair is so long, its growing all the way down to her dick. Share on Facebook      
148Yo mama's cooking is so bad, even the roaches say "Nah man, I ate before I came over." Share on Facebook      
149Yo mama's dick is so big, she makes yo daddy jealous. Share on Facebook      
150Yo mama's drawers are so funky, the roaches check in but they don't check out. Share on Facebook      
151Yo mama's family is so ugly, her photo album has warning labels on it. Share on Facebook      
152Yo mama's family is so ugly, people come to your house to see a freak show. Share on Facebook      
153Yo mama's family is so ugly, when they sit down for dinner it looks like the bar room scene from Star Wars. Share on Facebook      
154Yo mama's feet so big, her sneakers need license plates. Share on Facebook      
155Yo mama's forehead's so big, you could show slides on it. Share on Facebook      
156Yo mama's glasses are so thick, a blind person could see with them. Share on Facebook      
157Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can burn ants with them. Share on Facebook      
158Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can see into the future. Share on Facebook      
159Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks on a map she can see people waving. Share on Facebook      
160Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she turns them around she can see yesterday. Share on Facebook