| 141 | Yo mama's breath is so stank, when she yawns her teeth duck. |
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| 142 | Yo mama's breath is so stank, you can smell it over the phone. |
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| 143 | Yo mama's butt cheeks are so big, even Moses couldn't part them. |
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| 144 | Yo mama's butt is so big, it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds. |
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| 145 | Yo mama's butt is so bony, she put her drawers on and cut them in two. |
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| 146 | Yo mama's car's so ugly, someone broke in just to steal The CLUB. |
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| 147 | Yo mama's chest hair is so long, its growing all the way down to her dick. |
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| 148 | Yo mama's cooking is so bad, even the roaches say "Nah man, I ate before I came over." |
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| 149 | Yo mama's dick is so big, she makes yo daddy jealous. |
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| 150 | Yo mama's drawers are so funky, the roaches check in but they don't check out. |
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| 151 | Yo mama's family is so ugly, her photo album has warning labels on it. |
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| 152 | Yo mama's family is so ugly, people come to your house to see a freak show. |
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| 153 | Yo mama's family is so ugly, when they sit down for dinner it looks like the bar room scene from Star Wars. |
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| 154 | Yo mama's feet so big, her sneakers need license plates. |
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| 155 | Yo mama's forehead's so big, you could show slides on it. |
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| 156 | Yo mama's glasses are so thick, a blind person could see with them. |
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| 157 | Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can burn ants with them. |
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| 158 | Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can see into the future. |
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| 159 | Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks on a map she can see people waving. |
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| 160 | Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she turns them around she can see yesterday. |
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