Yo momma

121Yo mama was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage." Share on Facebook      
122Yo mama was on the cover of Crackwhore magazine last month. Share on Facebook      
123Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot. Share on Facebook      
124Yo mama wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. Share on Facebook      
125Yo mama works at the government cheese factory. Share on Facebook      
126Yo mama's a blind bird-watcher. Share on Facebook      
127Yo mama's a ho in training. Share on Facebook      
128Yo mama's a man. Share on Facebook      
129Yo mama's a one-legged lesbian kick boxer. Share on Facebook      
130Yo mama's a stunt double for John Travolta. Share on Facebook      
131Yo mama's a stunt double for Mr. Clean. Share on Facebook      
132Yo mama's a stunt double for the predator. Share on Facebook      
133Yo mama's afro is so big, when the bitch got in my car everyone thought I had tinted windows. Share on Facebook      
134Yo mama's ain't got no ears, talking about "I don't want to hear it." Share on Facebook      
135Yo mama's ankles are so ashy, it looks like she's wearing socks. Share on Facebook      
136Yo mama's ass is so big, she bent over and got arrested for selling crack. Share on Facebook      
137Yo mama's ass is so big, she takes up 5 rows of seats in the theater. Share on Facebook      
138Yo mama's blind and seeing another man. Share on Facebook      
139Yo mama's breath is so stank, she eats odor eaters. Share on Facebook      
140Yo mama's breath is so stank, we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper. Share on Facebook