Yo momma

101Yo mama interned for Bill Clinton. Share on Facebook      
102Yo mama is so bad, when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty. Share on Facebook      
103Yo mama is so dyslexic, when I told her to go get the Head and Shoulders, she jumped on my shoulders and gave me head. Share on Facebook      
104Yo mama is so fat, when she sits in a chair, the rolls on her legs cover her feet like a blanket. Share on Facebook      
105Yo mama is so horny, she maintains a personal relationship with the Energizer bunny. Share on Facebook      
106Yo mama is so horny, she puts a dollar over her head and says "All you can eat, under a dollar!" Share on Facebook      
107Yo mama lost at Hide N' Seek when I spotted her behind the Himalayas. Share on Facebook      
108Yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!" Share on Facebook      
109Yo mama puts the Ho in Ho Ho Ho. Share on Facebook      
110Yo mama reminds me of a toilet, fat, white and smells like shit. Share on Facebook      
111Yo mama said I should get a $100 tattoo, 'cause then whenever she wants to blow a $100, she's got me. Share on Facebook      
112Yo mama said she liked seafood, so I gave her crabs. Share on Facebook      
113Yo mama seems taller since the last time I saw her. Oh wait, she was on her knees that time. Share on Facebook      
114Yo mama smells like hot ass on a cold day. Share on Facebook      
115Yo mama so nasty, she smells like the Flash's nuts after a hard day of running. Share on Facebook      
116Yo mama sucks dick so hard, I had to pull the sheets out of my ass. Share on Facebook      
117Yo mama sucks so much dick, her lips went double platinum. Share on Facebook      
118Yo mama sucks so much dick, she sells her spit to the sperm bank. Share on Facebook      
119Yo mama sucks so much, a black hole would be embarrased. Share on Facebook      
120Yo mama talks on the phone so much, it's even busy when I dial the wrong number. Share on Facebook