Yo momma

81Yo father's so stupid, when yo mama says "Give me ten inches and make it hurt!" he has to fuck her three times and put a vice grip on her head... and yo mama likes that. Share on Facebook      
82Yo mama ain't got no arms, talking about "Raise the roof!" Share on Facebook      
83Yo mama ain't got no arms, talking about pointing me in the right direction. Share on Facebook      
84Yo mama ain't got no eyes, talking about "I'm looking forward to it." Share on Facebook      
85Yo mama ain't got no legs and you bought her a bike. Share on Facebook      
86Yo mama ain't got no legs, talking about "I ain't gonna stand for this." Share on Facebook      
87Yo mama ain't got no legs, talking about how she used to kick it. Share on Facebook      
88Yo mama ain't got no legs, talking about how she's gonna get the new Jordans. Share on Facebook      
89Yo mama ain't got no legs, talking about how she's gonna run for president. Share on Facebook      
90Yo mama ain't got no legs, talking about how she's running things. Share on Facebook      
91Yo mama and daddy are so fat, when they were going to have sex, they saw each others rolls, got hungry, and went to Denny's instead. Share on Facebook      
92Yo mama applied for a job at a strip club but they already had a stage. Share on Facebook      
93Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear. Share on Facebook      
94Yo mama drives a peanut. Share on Facebook      
95Yo mama feet are so big, her shoes have to have license plates! Share on Facebook      
96Yo mama fell down on the sidewalk and by the time she got back up she made $1.50. Share on Facebook      
97Yo mama fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Share on Facebook      
98Yo mama got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job. Share on Facebook      
99Yo mama got hit upside the head with an ugly stick. Share on Facebook      
100Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice. Share on Facebook