Yo momma

61The difference between Yo mama and a 747: about 20 pounds. Share on Facebook      
62The difference between Yo mama and a 747: not everyone's been on a 747. Share on Facebook      
63The difference between Yo mama and a pretzel is that a pretzel doesn't have my nuts on it's chin. Share on Facebook      
64The difference between Yo mama and a washing machine is that when I dump a load in the washing machine, it doesn't call me the next day. Share on Facebook      
65The other day when I went over to your house to visit your sister, Yo mama ran out from under the porch and bit my leg. Share on Facebook      
66This is a fact, Yo mama's breath is wack, she needs a Tic, not a Tac, but the whole damn pack. Share on Facebook      
67Violets are blue, roses are red, please tell Yo mama that she gives some good head. Share on Facebook      
68What's the difference between Yo mama and a Lay-Z-Boy? One's soft, squishy, and always has someone in it. The other is a chair. Share on Facebook      
69What's the difference between Yo mama and a mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking when you smack it. Share on Facebook      
70What's the difference between Yo mama and a water buffalo? About 25 pounds. Share on Facebook      
71When I looked at Yo mama's teeth, I didn't know whether to smile or to kick a field goal. Share on Facebook      
72When Yo mama was born they had to take her out of the trash can cause doctor said "Throw this shit away!" Share on Facebook      
73Why is it Yo mama won't take my money? Does she just like sucking my dick? Share on Facebook      
74Yo father suffers from dick-do disease... His stomach hangs out farther than his dick do. Share on Facebook      
75Yo father's dick is so small, he makes yo mama look hung. Share on Facebook      
76Yo father's dick is so small, he pisses on his nuts. Share on Facebook      
77Yo father's dick is so small, he'd been fucking yo mama for an hour and she asked if it was in yet. Share on Facebook      
78Yo father's like cement, takes him two days to get hard. Share on Facebook      
79Yo father's so stupid, he brought his fishing rod to Sea World. Share on Facebook      
80Yo father's so stupid, when Yo mama says "Fuck me silly and make it hurt!" he puts on a clown suit and hits her with a brick before he does her. Share on Facebook