Yo momma

601Yo mama's strong... then again, smell isn't everything. Share on Facebook      
602Yo mama's such a ho that when she turns off the bedroom light, she closes the car door. Share on Facebook      
603Yo mama's teeth are so black, it looks like she's been eatin' coal. Share on Facebook      
604Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs. Share on Facebook      
605Yo mama's teeth are so gapped, her front tooth says "Next tooth one mile." Share on Facebook      
606Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter. Share on Facebook      
607Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter! Share on Facebook      
608Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, you'd think she's been blowin' the Simpsons. Share on Facebook      
609Yo mama's twice the man you are. Share on Facebook      
610Yo mama, 'nuff said. Share on Facebook      
611You don't have a mama, just two dads and a chemistry set. Share on Facebook