| 581 | Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow ran away from her. |
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| 582 | Yo mama's so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away. |
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| 583 | Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween. |
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| 584 | Yo mama's so ugly, she could be the poster child for birth control! |
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| 585 | Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out of the window and got arrested! |
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| 586 | Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning. |
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| 587 | Yo mama's so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on. |
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| 588 | Yo mama's so ugly, she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out! |
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| 589 | Yo mama's so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness. |
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| 590 | Yo mama's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass. |
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| 591 | Yo mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday. |
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| 592 | Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it. |
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| 593 | Yo mama's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down. |
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| 594 | Yo mama's so ugly, when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down. |
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| 595 | Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her ass, then her face, and said "Twins!" |
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| 596 | Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked everyone. |
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| 597 | Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her parents. |
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| 598 | Yo mama's so ugly, when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape" and they yelled "NO!" |
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| 599 | Yo mama's so ugly, you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies. |
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| 600 | Yo mama's so ugly, your real pops could only be a fuckin' dog. |
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