Yo momma

581Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow ran away from her. Share on Facebook      
582Yo mama's so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away. Share on Facebook      
583Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween. Share on Facebook      
584Yo mama's so ugly, she could be the poster child for birth control! Share on Facebook      
585Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out of the window and got arrested! Share on Facebook      
586Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning. Share on Facebook      
587Yo mama's so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on. Share on Facebook      
588Yo mama's so ugly, she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out! Share on Facebook      
589Yo mama's so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness. Share on Facebook      
590Yo mama's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass. Share on Facebook      
591Yo mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Share on Facebook      
592Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it. Share on Facebook      
593Yo mama's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down. Share on Facebook      
594Yo mama's so ugly, when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down. Share on Facebook      
595Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her ass, then her face, and said "Twins!" Share on Facebook      
596Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked everyone. Share on Facebook      
597Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her parents. Share on Facebook      
598Yo mama's so ugly, when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape" and they yelled "NO!" Share on Facebook      
599Yo mama's so ugly, you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies. Share on Facebook      
600Yo mama's so ugly, your real pops could only be a fuckin' dog. Share on Facebook