Yo momma

561Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a carpool. Share on Facebook      
562Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag. Share on Facebook      
563Yo mama's so stupid, she was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday. Share on Facebook      
564Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food." Share on Facebook      
565Yo mama's so stupid, she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. Share on Facebook      
566Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut. Share on Facebook      
567Yo mama's so stupid, she wiped her ass before she took a shit. Share on Facebook      
568Yo mama's so stupid, she wouldn't know up from down if she had three guesses. Share on Facebook      
569Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade. Share on Facebook      
570Yo mama's so stupid, when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like this... *Vroom*, *Screech*, *Vroom*, *Screech*. Share on Facebook      
571Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around. Share on Facebook      
572Yo mama's so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. Share on Facebook      
573Yo mama's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper. Share on Facebook      
574Yo mama's so tall, she can see her house from anywhere. Share on Facebook      
575Yo mama's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun. Share on Facebook      
576Yo mama's so ugly, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant. Share on Facebook      
577Yo mama's so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail-order. Share on Facebook      
578Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her. Share on Facebook      
579Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Share on Facebook      
580Yo mama's so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel. Share on Facebook