Yo momma

541Yo mama's so strong, she can gargle peanut butter. Share on Facebook      
542Yo mama's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front. Share on Facebook      
543Yo mama's so stupid, I said give me a quarterback and she gave me Dan Marino. Share on Facebook      
544Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen her since. Share on Facebook      
545Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose. Share on Facebook      
546Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Froot Loop. Share on Facebook      
547Yo mama's so stupid, it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg. Share on Facebook      
548Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. Share on Facebook      
549Yo mama's so stupid, she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the bix. Share on Facebook      
550Yo mama's so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1". Share on Facebook      
551Yo mama's so stupid, she had Dan Quayle check her spelling. Share on Facebook      
552Yo mama's so stupid, she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper . Share on Facebook      
553Yo mama's so stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight. Share on Facebook      
554Yo mama's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble. Share on Facebook      
555Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese". Share on Facebook      
556Yo mama's so stupid, she peals M&M's to make chocolate chip cookies. Share on Facebook      
557Yo mama's so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus. Share on Facebook      
558Yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go. Share on Facebook      
559Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people. Share on Facebook      
560Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood. Share on Facebook