Yo momma

521Yo mama's so shinny, she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow. Share on Facebook      
522Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs. Share on Facebook      
523Yo mama's so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet. Share on Facebook      
524Yo mama's so short, she has to hold up a sign that says, "Don't Spit! I Cant Swim.". Share on Facebook      
525Yo mama's so short, she poses for trophies. Share on Facebook      
526Yo mama's so short, when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle. Share on Facebook      
527Yo mama's so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor. Share on Facebook      
528Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license. Share on Facebook      
529Yo mama's so skinny, her nipples touch. Share on Facebook      
530Yo mama's so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma. Share on Facebook      
531Yo mama's so skinny, if she had a sesame seed on her head, she'd look like a push pin. Share on Facebook      
532Yo mama's so skinny, if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor. Share on Facebook      
533Yo mama's so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent. Share on Facebook      
534Yo mama's so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant. Share on Facebook      
535Yo mama's so smelly, even sewer rats get outta her way. Share on Facebook      
536Yo mama's so stank, even dogs won't sniff her crotch. Share on Facebook      
537Yo mama's so stank, every time she opens her mouth she's talking shit. Share on Facebook      
538Yo mama's so stank, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard. Share on Facebook      
539Yo mama's so stank, when she spreads her legs, I get sea sick. Share on Facebook      
540Yo mama's so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask. Share on Facebook