Yo momma

501Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus. Share on Facebook      
502Yo mama's so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone's. Share on Facebook      
503Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her. Share on Facebook      
504Yo mama's so old, she was Jesus Wet Nurse. Share on Facebook      
505Yo mama's so old, she's got a pair of Air Moses sneakers. Share on Facebook      
506Yo mama's so old, shes blind from the big bang. Share on Facebook      
507Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment. Share on Facebook      
508Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class. Share on Facebook      
509Yo mama's so poor, her face is on the front of a food stamp. Share on Facebook      
510Yo mama's so poor, I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut. Share on Facebook      
511Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she gave me two sticks. I asked her what the sticks were for and she said "One's to hold up the ceiling, the other is to fight off the roaches." Share on Facebook      
512Yo mama's so poor, I went into her house and saw a bunch of cockroaches sittin' around the toilet singin' "We are family!" Share on Facebook      
513Yo mama's so poor, she had to fart in her purse to make a scent. Share on Facebook      
514Yo mama's so poor, she has a wooden beeper and when it goes off, it goes *KNOCK* *KNOCK*. Share on Facebook      
515Yo mama's so poor, she put a thirstbuster on layaway with food stamps. Share on Facebook      
516Yo mama's so poor, she put free samples on layaway. Share on Facebook      
517Yo mama's so poor, she watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch. Share on Facebook      
518Yo mama's so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!" Share on Facebook      
519Yo mama's so redneck, she got on the bus and started hanging curtains. Share on Facebook      
520Yo mama's so rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals. Share on Facebook