Yo momma

481Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she can stand on her feet and her head at the same time. Share on Facebook      
482Yo mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out. Share on Facebook      
483Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord. Share on Facebook      
484Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection. Share on Facebook      
485Yo mama's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies. Share on Facebook      
486Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts." Share on Facebook      
487Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster. Share on Facebook      
488Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down. Share on Facebook      
489Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea. Share on Facebook      
490Yo mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse! Share on Facebook      
491Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said what's for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!" Share on Facebook      
492Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!" Share on Facebook      
493Yo mama's so old even God calls her mother! Share on Facebook      
494Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1. Share on Facebook      
495Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and she died. Share on Facebook      
496Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories. Share on Facebook      
497Yo mama's so old, she drove a chariot to high school. Share on Facebook      
498Yo mama's so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket. Share on Facebook      
499Yo mama's so old, she has all the apostles in her black book. Share on Facebook      
500Yo mama's so old, she owes Jesus a nickel. Share on Facebook