Yo momma

461Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus, she takes up all the rings. Share on Facebook      
462Yo mama's so fat, when she has sex, she has to give directions! Share on Facebook      
463Yo mama's so fat, when she lay on the beach people run around yelling "Free Willy!". Share on Facebook      
464Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear." Share on Facebook      
465Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense. Share on Facebook      
466Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she plays the interior line. Share on Facebook      
467Yo mama's so fat, when she put on some BVD's by the time they reached her waist they spelled "B oule V ar D". Share on Facebook      
468Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on. Share on Facebook      
469Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says "One at a time, please." Share on Facebook      
470Yo mama's so fat, when she volunteered to clean cages at the zoo, people walked by and said "Look at the elephant!" Share on Facebook      
471Yo mama's so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V., you miss 5 minutes of your show. Share on Facebook      
472Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints. Share on Facebook      
473Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think its the school bus. Share on Facebook      
474Yo mama's so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon. Share on Facebook      
475Yo mama's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan. Share on Facebook      
476Yo mama's so fat, when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof. Share on Facebook      
477Yo mama's so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her. Share on Facebook      
478Yo mama's so greasy, you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her forehead. Share on Facebook      
479Yo mama's so hairy, people run up to her and say "Chewie, can I get your autograph?" Share on Facebook      
480Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rugburn at birth! Share on Facebook