Yo momma

441Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family! Share on Facebook      
442Yo mama's so fat, she's taller lying down Share on Facebook      
443Yo mama's so fat, that when she tripped and rolled over a forest, she made PAPER! Share on Facebook      
444Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real. Share on Facebook      
445Yo mama's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms. Share on Facebook      
446Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds. Share on Facebook      
447Yo mama's so fat, they call her "Big Fat Ho." Share on Facebook      
448Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics. Share on Facebook      
449Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the light bulb. Share on Facebook      
450Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her. Share on Facebook      
451Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas. Share on Facebook      
452Yo mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid", she comes crashing through the wall. Share on Facebook      
453Yo mama's so fat, when it says all-u-can-eat it still ain't enough. Share on Facebook      
454Yo mama's so fat, when my dog went to fuck her he had to peel too many fat rolls and said "Fuck It." Share on Facebook      
455Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones", she got the part as the big rolling ball. Share on Facebook      
456Yo mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell! Share on Facebook      
457Yo mama's so fat, when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. Share on Facebook      
458Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip. Share on Facebook      
459Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down. Share on Facebook      
460Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to an office, they tell her to pull up a sofa. Share on Facebook