Yo momma

421Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway. Share on Facebook      
422Yo mama's so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master. Share on Facebook      
423Yo mama's so fat, she has to wear a three piece bathing suit. Share on Facebook      
424Yo mama's so fat, she jumed in da ocean and the whales started singing "We are family!". Share on Facebook      
425Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck. Share on Facebook      
426Yo mama's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck. Share on Facebook      
427Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY. Share on Facebook      
428Yo mama's so fat, she plays pool with the planets. Share on Facebook      
429Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin. Share on Facebook      
430Yo mama's so fat, she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar! Share on Facebook      
431Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rowing machine and it sank. Share on Facebook      
432Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her "Sorry, we don't do livestock." Share on Facebook      
433Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the fuck off." Share on Facebook      
434Yo mama's so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H d. Share on Facebook      
435Yo mama's so fat, she uses redwoods to pick her teeth. Share on Facebook      
436Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world. Share on Facebook      
437Yo mama's so fat, she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship. Share on Facebook      
438Yo mama's so fat, she wears an asteroid belt. Share on Facebook      
439Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it. Share on Facebook      
440Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her. Share on Facebook