Yo momma

401Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. Share on Facebook      
402Yo mama's so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 Share on Facebook      
403Yo mama's so fat, I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too. Share on Facebook      
404Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test! Share on Facebook      
405Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance! Share on Facebook      
406Yo mama's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet. Share on Facebook      
407Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's. Share on Facebook      
408Yo mama's so fat, last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on. Share on Facebook      
409Yo mama's so fat, one day she got in a fight and the other person got lost in her. Share on Facebook      
410Yo mama's so fat, she can't tie her own shoes. Share on Facebook      
411Yo mama's so fat, she cant reach her back pocket. Share on Facebook      
412Yo mama's so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight. Share on Facebook      
413Yo mama's so fat, she eats biscuits like tic tacs. Share on Facebook      
414Yo mama's so fat, she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Share on Facebook      
415Yo mama's so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck. Share on Facebook      
416Yo mama's so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!" Share on Facebook      
417Yo mama's so fat, she got ingrown nipples. Share on Facebook      
418Yo mama's so fat, she had to roll over 4 times just to get an even tan. Share on Facebook      
419Yo mama's so fat, she has a run in her blue-jeans! Share on Facebook      
420Yo mama's so fat, she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! Share on Facebook