Yo momma

381Yo mama's so black, she makes asphalt look grey. Share on Facebook      
382Yo mama's so black, that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime. Share on Facebook      
383Yo mama's so black, when the police shot at her the bullets came back for flashlights. Share on Facebook      
384Yo mama's so country, she got in an elevator and thought it was a mobile home. Share on Facebook      
385Yo mama's so cross-eyed, she watches TV in stereo. Share on Facebook      
386Yo mama's so cross-eyed, when I put my dick in her mouth she said "One at a time!" Share on Facebook      
387Yo mama's so dark, she went to night school and was marked absent. Share on Facebook      
388Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks. Share on Facebook      
389Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor. Share on Facebook      
390Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts. Share on Facebook      
391Yo mama's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes. Share on Facebook      
392Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her. Share on Facebook      
393Yo mama's so fat, Fat Albert gave her the rights to say "Hey, hey, hey!" Share on Facebook      
394Yo mama's so fat, God couldn't light Earth until she moved! Share on Facebook      
395Yo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine. Share on Facebook      
396Yo mama's so fat, her car is made of spandex. Share on Facebook      
397Yo mama's so fat, her favorite blouse is a tent. Share on Facebook      
398Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat. Share on Facebook      
399Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her. Share on Facebook      
400Yo mama's so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off of her. Share on Facebook