Yo momma

21If I wanted a comeback, I'd just wipe it off Yo mama's chin. Share on Facebook      
22If my dog had a face as ugly as Yo mama's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards. Share on Facebook      
23If Yo mama had as many dicks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine. Share on Facebook      
24If your mom and dad got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister. Share on Facebook      
25Just because Yo mama spends most of her time in the missionary position, it doesn't make her a nun. Share on Facebook      
26Just because Yo mama sucks dick in a phone booth, it doesn't make her a call girl. Share on Facebook      
27Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours. Share on Facebook      
28Man, that snap is so old you might as well be bustin' knock knock jokes. And speaking of knock knock, that's what my balls were doing on Yo Mama's chin last night. Share on Facebook      
29Roses are red, I'm at the door, Yo mama's got a cup saying "Change for the poor." Share on Facebook      
30Roses are red, lemons are sour, how many dicks does Yo mama suck in one hour? Share on Facebook      
31Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back? Share on Facebook      
32Roses are red, violets are blue, a bitch like Yo mama belongs in a zoo. Share on Facebook      
33Roses are red, violets are blue, what Yo mama needs is a good shampoo. Share on Facebook      
34Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama stinks, and so do you. Share on Facebook      
35Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama's breath smells like five day old stew. Share on Facebook      
36Roses are red, violets are grey, I hate to say this, but Yo mama is gay. Share on Facebook      
37Roses are red, violets are grey, Yo mama's so ugly, I don't know what to say. Share on Facebook      
38Roses are red, violets are whack, damn Yo mama smells like ass crack. Share on Facebook      
39Roses are red, violets are yellow, that guy that just fucked Yo mama is a jolly good fellow. Share on Facebook      
40Roses are red, Yo mama's a witch, give her a quarter and she'll be your bitch. Share on Facebook