Yo momma

361Yo mama's neck is so wrinkled, she can grate cheese on it. Share on Facebook      
362Yo mama's nostrils are so huge, she makes Patrick Ewing jealous. Share on Facebook      
363Yo mama's only got one ear, she has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying. Share on Facebook      
364Yo mama's pussy is so cold, my tongue gets stuck to it whenever I lick it. Share on Facebook      
365Yo mama's so bald, even a wig wouldn't help! Share on Facebook      
366Yo mama's so bald, I can tell fortunes on her head. Share on Facebook      
367Yo mama's so bald, I thought she was Mr. Clean. Share on Facebook      
368Yo mama's so bald, she curls her hair with rice. Share on Facebook      
369Yo mama's so bald, she needs a weave to make naps. Share on Facebook      
370Yo mama's so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches. Share on Facebook      
371Yo mama's so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow. Share on Facebook      
372Yo mama's so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant. Share on Facebook      
373Yo mama's so bald, when she showers she gets brainwashed. Share on Facebook      
374Yo mama's so bald, you can see whats on her mind. Share on Facebook      
375Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo. Share on Facebook      
376Yo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers. Share on Facebook      
377Yo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker. Share on Facebook      
378Yo mama's so black, if she had a red light she'd be a beeper. Share on Facebook      
379Yo mama's so black, if she sat in a Jacuzzi the water would turn into coffee. Share on Facebook      
380Yo mama's so black, she could show up naked to a funeral. Share on Facebook