Yo momma

341Yo mama's like mustard, she spreads easy. Share on Facebook      
342Yo mama's like peanut butter: brown, creamy, and easy to spread. Share on Facebook      
343Yo mama's like Pizza Hut, if she isn't there in 30 minutes... it's free. Share on Facebook      
344Yo mama's like school at 3 o'clock... children keep coming out and nobody can remember all the fathers. Share on Facebook      
345Yo mama's like spoiled milk, fat and chunky! Share on Facebook      
346Yo mama's like Sprint, 10 cents a minute anywhere in the country. Share on Facebook      
347Yo mama's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen. Share on Facebook      
348Yo mama's like the new AOL 4.0: Fun, fast, easy and free! Share on Facebook      
349Yo mama's like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass through her everyday. Share on Facebook      
350Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her. Share on Facebook      
351Yo mama's like the sun, look at her too long and you'll go blind. Share on Facebook      
352Yo mama's lips are so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray. Share on Facebook      
353Yo mama's lips are so big, she uses Mop & Glow for lipstick. Share on Facebook      
354Yo mama's lips are so big, when she smiles she gets ChapStick on her ears. Share on Facebook      
355Yo mama's lips are so big, when you smile you wet your hair. Share on Facebook      
356Yo mama's maxi pads are so thick, she could bend over and deflect bullets. Share on Facebook      
357Yo mama's middle name is Rambo. Share on Facebook      
358Yo mama's missing a finger and can't count past nine. Share on Facebook      
359Yo mama's missing so many teeth, you can play checkers on her mouth. Share on Facebook      
360Yo mama's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound. Share on Facebook