Yo momma

321Yo mama's like a Snickers bar, packed with nuts. Share on Facebook      
322Yo mama's like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth. Share on Facebook      
323Yo mama's like a streetlamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner. Share on Facebook      
324Yo mama's like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, and guys go in and out all day. Share on Facebook      
325Yo mama's like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up. Share on Facebook      
326Yo mama's like a Toyota, "I love what she does for me!" Share on Facebook      
327Yo mama's like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!" Share on Facebook      
328Yo mama's like a tube of Pringles, once you pop, you can't stop. Share on Facebook      
329Yo mama's like a turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked. Share on Facebook      
330Yo mama's like a TV, even a 2 year old could turn her on. Share on Facebook      
331Yo mama's like a window, always open. Share on Facebook      
332Yo mama's like an ATM, open 24 hours. Share on Facebook      
333Yo mama's like Blockbuster Video, everyone goes home happy. Share on Facebook      
334Yo mama's like cheap liquor, tastes like shit. Share on Facebook      
335Yo mama's like Denny's... open 24 hours. Share on Facebook      
336Yo mama's like Domino's pizza -- Something for nothing. Share on Facebook      
337Yo mama's like lettuce, 25 cents a head. Share on Facebook      
338Yo mama's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served. Share on Facebook      
339Yo mama's like McDonalds... over 5 billion served world wide. Share on Facebook      
340Yo mama's like McDonalds... What you want is what you get. Share on Facebook