Yo momma

301Yo mama's like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw. Share on Facebook      
302Yo mama's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods. Share on Facebook      
303Yo mama's like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods! Share on Facebook      
304Yo mama's like a library, open to the public. Share on Facebook      
305Yo mama's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on. Share on Facebook      
306Yo mama's like a mail box, open day and night. Share on Facebook      
307Yo mama's like a microwave, one button and she's hot. Share on Facebook      
308Yo mama's like a moped, everyone rides her but they won't admit it. Share on Facebook      
309Yo mama's like a Mr. Bucket, I can always put my balls in her mouth. Share on Facebook      
310Yo mama's like a nickel, she ain't worth a dime. Share on Facebook      
311Yo mama's like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff. Share on Facebook      
312Yo mama's like a parking garage, three bucks and you're in. Share on Facebook      
313Yo mama's like a pool table, she likes balls in her pocket. Share on Facebook      
314Yo mama's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away. Share on Facebook      
315Yo mama's like a race car driver, she burns a lot of rubbers. Share on Facebook      
316Yo mama's like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country. Share on Facebook      
317Yo mama's like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, there's no wrong way to eat her. Share on Facebook      
318Yo mama's like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up. Share on Facebook      
319Yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows. Share on Facebook      
320Yo mama's like a shotgun, two cocks and she's loaded. Share on Facebook