Yo momma

281Yo mama's knock-kneed, Yo daddy's bo-legged, and when they walk down the street they spell OK. Share on Facebook      
282Yo mama's legs are like Jif, easy to spread. Share on Facebook      
283Yo mama's legs are so white, they'd disintegrate Dracula. Share on Facebook      
284Yo mama's like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain't that hard to score. Share on Facebook      
285Yo mama's like a bag of potato chips, "Free-To-Lay." Share on Facebook      
286Yo mama's like a basketball hoop, everybody gets a shot. Share on Facebook      
287Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter. Share on Facebook      
288Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she still l comes back for more. Share on Facebook      
289Yo mama's like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow. Share on Facebook      
290Yo mama's like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day long. Share on Facebook      
291Yo mama's like a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail. Share on Facebook      
292Yo mama's like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day. Share on Facebook      
293Yo mama's like a Chinese restaurant, $4.95 all you can eat. Share on Facebook      
294Yo mama's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her. Share on Facebook      
295Yo mama's like a dollar bill, she gets handled all across the country. Share on Facebook      
296Yo mama's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn. Share on Facebook      
297Yo mama's like a fan, she's always blowing someone. Share on Facebook      
298Yo mama's like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear. Share on Facebook      
299Yo mama's like a Ford Pinto, she blows after she gets banged in the rear. Share on Facebook      
300Yo mama's like a gas station... you gotta pay before you pump. Share on Facebook