Yo momma

261Yo mama's head is so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on. Share on Facebook      
262Yo mama's head so big, it shows up on radar. Share on Facebook      
263Yo mama's head so small, she got her ear pierced and died. Share on Facebook      
264Yo mama's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them. Share on Facebook      
265Yo mama's house has roaches so big, the termites have to carry switchblades. Share on Facebook      
266Yo mama's house is so cold, the roaches ice skate through the kitchen. Share on Facebook      
267Yo mama's house is so nasty, even the roaches wear slippers. Share on Facebook      
268Yo mama's house is so small, I put my key in the lock and broke the back window. Share on Facebook      
269Yo mama's house is so small, I put my key in the lock and stabbed everyone inside. Share on Facebook      
270Yo mama's house is so small, I threw a rock through the window and hit everyone inside. Share on Facebook      
271Yo mama's house is so small, she ain't got room to change her mind. Share on Facebook      
272Yo mama's house is so small, the cockroaches are hunchbacked. Share on Facebook      
273Yo mama's house is so small, the front and back doors are the same door. Share on Facebook      
274Yo mama's house is so small, we had to eat a large pizza outside. Share on Facebook      
275Yo mama's house is so small, when she drops a Kleenex she has wall to wall carpet. Share on Facebook      
276Yo mama's house is so small, when she let me in, I was in the back yard. Share on Facebook      
277Yo mama's house is so small, when you go in the front door you trip over the back gate. Share on Facebook      
278Yo mama's house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. Share on Facebook      
279Yo mama's house so small, when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Share on Facebook      
280Yo mama's jaw is so strong, she can blow bubbles in Now-'N-Laters. Share on Facebook