Yo momma

241Yo mama's got three teeth... one in her mouth and two in her pocket. Share on Facebook      
242Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Chocolate Milk. Share on Facebook      
243Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Yoo-hoo. Share on Facebook      
244Yo mama's hair has so much mousse in it, it could deflect bullets. Share on Facebook      
245Yo mama's hair is nappier than a goats ass. Share on Facebook      
246Yo mama's hair is so nappy, even Moses couldn't part it. Share on Facebook      
247Yo mama's hair is so nappy, her comb had to get dentures. Share on Facebook      
248Yo mama's hair is so nappy, it looks like an aerial view of the million man march. Look! There goes Farrakhan! Share on Facebook      
249Yo mama's hair is so nappy, she has to take Tylenol just to comb it. Share on Facebook      
250Yo mama's hair is so nappy, she uses a rake to comb it. Share on Facebook      
251Yo mama's hair is so nappy, when she combs her hair her teeth bleed. Share on Facebook      
252Yo mama's hair is so short, she don't get finger waves, she gets finger prints. Share on Facebook      
253Yo mama's hair is so short, when she braided it they looked like stiches. Share on Facebook      
254Yo mama's hair is unbeweavable. Share on Facebook      
255Yo mama's has wooden tits and breast feeds beavers. Share on Facebook      
256Yo mama's head is so big, she has to go around the corner to change her mind. Share on Facebook      
257Yo mama's head is so big, she has to wash her hair at Niagara falls. Share on Facebook      
258Yo mama's head is so big, when she tries to tie her shoes, the bitch flips over. Share on Facebook      
259Yo mama's head is so little, she could wear fruit loops as head rags. Share on Facebook      
260Yo mama's head is so small, she uses a tea bag for a pillow. Share on Facebook