Yo momma

221Yo mama's got one tooth, they call her Drill-Bit. Share on Facebook      
222Yo mama's got Play-Doh teeth. Share on Facebook      
223Yo mama's got shark teeth. Share on Facebook      
224Yo mama's got sideburns on her tits. Share on Facebook      
225Yo mama's got snakeskin teeth. Share on Facebook      
226Yo mama's got so many fat rolls, she has to screw her pants on. Share on Facebook      
227Yo mama's got so many freckles, she looks like a hamburger! Share on Facebook      
228Yo mama's got so many gaps in her teeth, it looks like piano keys. Share on Facebook      
229Yo mama's got so many rings around belly, she's gotta screw her underwear on. Share on Facebook      
230Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail. Share on Facebook      
231Yo mama's got so much dandruff, a fly landed on her head and said "Damn, I haven't seen this much snow in years." Share on Facebook      
232Yo mama's got so much dandruff, she needs to defrost it before she combs her hair. Share on Facebook      
233Yo mama's got so much hair on her chest, her tits look like coconuts. Share on Facebook      
234Yo mama's got so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. Share on Facebook      
235Yo mama's got so much hair under her arms, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock. Share on Facebook      
236Yo mama's got so much wax in her ears, I stuck a Q-Tip in and pulled out a Sugar Daddy. Share on Facebook      
237Yo mama's got so much weave, AT&T uses her extensions as backup lines. Share on Facebook      
238Yo mama's got summer teeth... summer in her mouth and summer in her pocket. Share on Facebook      
239Yo mama's got the whitest teeth I've ever come across. Share on Facebook      
240Yo mama's got three fingers and a banjo. Share on Facebook