Yo momma

201Yo mama's got more crack than Harlem. Share on Facebook      
202Yo mama's got more crust than bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. Share on Facebook      
203Yo mama's got more weave than a dog in traffic. Share on Facebook      
204Yo mama's got no arms and bought a vest. Share on Facebook      
205Yo mama's got no arms, they call her Armando. Share on Facebook      
206Yo mama's got no legs and tried out for track. Share on Facebook      
207Yo mama's got no legs, no arms, and no eyes but she's still the one for me. Share on Facebook      
208Yo mama's got one arm and swims in circles. Share on Facebook      
209Yo mama's got one arm and when she fights, the announcer says "She throws a right, a right, and another right." Share on Facebook      
210Yo mama's got one ear and a burnt potato chip. Share on Facebook      
211Yo mama's got one ear, talking about she wants to hear both sides of the story. Share on Facebook      
212Yo mama's got one eye and one leg, they call her I-hop. Share on Facebook      
213Yo mama's got one eye, one leg, one arm and one knee... they call her UNO. Share on Facebook      
214Yo mama's got one hand and a Clapper. Share on Facebook      
215Yo mama's got one leg and a bicycle. Share on Facebook      
216Yo mama's got one leg longer than other, they call her call her hip hop. Share on Facebook      
217Yo mama's got one leg, people call her Ilene. Share on Facebook      
218Yo mama's got one toe & one knee, they call her To-ny. Share on Facebook      
219Yo mama's got one tooth and people call her chomper. Share on Facebook      
220Yo mama's got one tooth, they call her Chopper One. Share on Facebook