| 1 | The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. |
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| 2 | I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one. It wasn't doing what I was doing. |
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| 3 | Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend it worrying about the future? |
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| 4 | Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
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| 5 | You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word. |
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| 6 | Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. |
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| 7 | I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. |
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| 8 | You can't think your way into a new way of living... You have to live your way into a new way of thinking. |
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| 9 | Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better. |
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| 10 | The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent. |
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| 11 | Well I'm the king of the swingers, see, the jungle V.I.P. But I've reached the top and I've had to stop, and that's what's been bothering me. |
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| 12 | Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? |
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| 13 | We all came on different ships, but we are in the same boat now. |
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| 14 | Water floats. |
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| 15 | A little lie is like a little pregnancy it doesn't take long before everyone knows. |
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| 16 | We judge others by their actions; we judge ourselves by our intentions. |
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| 17 | Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don't have it. |
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| 18 | On your mark, get set, go away! |
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| 19 | Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.
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| 20 | Worry pulls tomorrow's cloud over today's sunshine. |
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