| 1 | I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it? |
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| 2 | Detroit: where the weak are killed and eaten. |
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| 3 | You can't change a man . . . unless he's in diapers! |
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| 4 | Did you sleep well? "No, I made a couple of mistakes." |
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| 5 | Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor |
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| 6 | Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid? |
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| 7 | When the mouth stumbles, it is worse than the foot. |
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| 8 | You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think. |
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| 9 | Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but it can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. |
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| 10 | Miss Piggy's last words, "I'm pink, therefore I'm ham." |
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| 11 | What this situation needs is a good leaving alone. |
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| 12 | By learning to obey, you will know how to command. |
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| 13 | If I have to get male pattern baldness, I'd like zig-zags please. |
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| 14 | There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy. |
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| 15 | Do you ever get the feeling that your stuff has strutted without you? |
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| 16 | Sorry, I don't date outside my species. |
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| 17 | People that are organized are just too lazy to look for things. |
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| 18 | I have spent most of my money on women and beer. The rest I just wasted...
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| 19 | My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. |
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| 20 | Ya know honey, bigger is not necessarily better; and I can prove it. |
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