| 1 | AOL for Dummies is kind of redundant, don't you think?
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| 2 | Four years ago... no, it was yesterday. Today I... No, that wasn't me. Sometimes I... No, I don't. |
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| 3 | Which is worse: Ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares? |
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| 4 | White guy. Can't dunk. |
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| 5 | For Sale: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britainica. Never read because wife already knows everything
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| 6 | Losing a husband can be hard: in my case it was almost impossible. |
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| 7 | When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. |
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| 8 | Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced. |
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| 9 | All you need is a sick mind and a healthy body. |
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| 10 | Wasting time is an important part of living. |
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| 11 | Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. |
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| 12 | SuPeR-cAlA-fRaGiLiStIc-ExPiAlIdOtIoUs...blah, blah, blah...I feel all "entellijant" now... |
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| 13 | Trust but verify. |
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| 14 | I prefer defending murderers. It's less depressing and as a rule I meet nicer people. - (A family attorney, turned defense attorney) |
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| 15 | Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
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| 16 | Gravity always gets me down. |
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| 17 | Consistency is the final refuge of the unimaginative |
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| 18 | Screw me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?
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| 19 | Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. |
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| 20 | Jesus said, "Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's, and render up to God what is God's." So, at the Last Supper, did He turn down the Caesar's salad? |
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