| 1 | Time takes time. |
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| 2 | What's a girl like you, doing in a nice place like this? |
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| 3 | A day off is always more welcome when it's unexpected. |
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| 4 | Sometimes I even amaze myself. |
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| 5 | If it's free, it's advice; If you pay for it, it's counseling; If you can use either one, it's a miracle ! |
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| 6 | Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now I have six children and no theories. |
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| 7 | I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. |
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| 8 | You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you're two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration. |
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| 9 | Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. |
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| 10 | I was going to procrastinate. But I decided to leave it till later.
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| 11 | There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives. |
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| 12 | Batteries not included. |
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| 13 | Non-conformists of the world, unite! |
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| 14 | If you're the low man on the totem pole, just remember... If it wasn't for you the whole damn thing would fall over. |
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| 15 | Some people are in debt because they spend what their friends think they make. |
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| 16 | I have an alien name Westly. He tells me to burn things. Isn't that funny? |
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| 17 | My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disabled teachers. |
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| 18 | Hit any user to continue. |
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| 19 | There would be fewer problems with children if they had to chop wood to keep the television set going. |
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| 20 | Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents for your soul. |
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