Bumper stickers

21I'd rather be driving a golf ball. Share on Facebook      
22I'm as happily married as a husband can get. Share on Facebook      
23I'm not driving fast-just flying low. Share on Facebook      
24If that phone was up your butt, maybe you could drive a little better. Share on Facebook      
25If you are psychic - think "HONK". Share on Facebook      
26If you believe in telepathy, think about honking. Share on Facebook      
27If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. Share on Facebook      
28If you can read this, I've lost my trailer. Share on Facebook      
29If you can read this, please flip me back over...[Seen upside down, on a Jeep] Share on Facebook      
30If you can read this, thank a teacher....and, since it's in English, thank a soldier!! Share on Facebook      
31If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass! Share on Facebook      
32Keep honking...I'm reloading. Share on Facebook      
33Maybe you could drive a little better if that phone was up your butt. Share on Facebook      
34My Husband acts like a child, so I make him sit in the back. Share on Facebook      
35My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird! Share on Facebook      
36Next time you wave, use all your fingers. Share on Facebook      
37No hand signals... Driver on Viagra Share on Facebook      
38No Radio - Already Stolen. Share on Facebook      
39Seen on a woman's car: "Men call us birds, we pick up worms". Share on Facebook      
40Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle". Share on Facebook