| 21 | I'd rather be driving a golf ball. |
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| 22 | I'm as happily married as a husband can get. |
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| 23 | I'm not driving fast-just flying low. |
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| 24 | If that phone was up your butt, maybe you could drive a little better. |
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| 25 | If you are psychic - think "HONK". |
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| 26 | If you believe in telepathy, think about honking. |
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| 27 | If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. |
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| 28 | If you can read this, I've lost my trailer. |
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| 29 | If you can read this, please flip me back over...[Seen upside down, on a Jeep] |
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| 30 | If you can read this, thank a teacher....and, since it's in English, thank a soldier!! |
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| 31 | If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass! |
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| 32 | Keep honking...I'm reloading. |
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| 33 | Maybe you could drive a little better if that phone was up your butt. |
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| 34 | My Husband acts like a child, so I make him sit in the back. |
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| 35 | My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird! |
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| 36 | Next time you wave, use all your fingers. |
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| 37 | No hand signals... Driver on Viagra |
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| 38 | No Radio - Already Stolen. |
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| 39 | Seen on a woman's car: "Men call us birds, we pick up worms". |
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| 40 | Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle". |
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