21 | I'd rather be driving a golf ball. |
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22 | I'm as happily married as a husband can get. |
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23 | I'm not driving fast-just flying low. |
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24 | If that phone was up your butt, maybe you could drive a little better. |
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25 | If you are psychic - think "HONK". |
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26 | If you believe in telepathy, think about honking. |
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27 | If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. |
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28 | If you can read this, I've lost my trailer. |
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29 | If you can read this, please flip me back over...[Seen upside down, on a Jeep] |
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30 | If you can read this, thank a teacher....and, since it's in English, thank a soldier!! |
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31 | If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass! |
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32 | Keep honking...I'm reloading. |
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33 | Maybe you could drive a little better if that phone was up your butt. |
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34 | My Husband acts like a child, so I make him sit in the back. |
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35 | My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird! |
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36 | Next time you wave, use all your fingers. |
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37 | No hand signals... Driver on Viagra |
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38 | No Radio - Already Stolen. |
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39 | Seen on a woman's car: "Men call us birds, we pick up worms". |
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40 | Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle". |
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