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1921It's the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax. Share on Facebook      
1922It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease. Share on Facebook      
1923It's time we stopped blaming our problems on people in the past, and started blaming them on people in the future. After all, people in the future have time travel. Why aren't they coming back to help us? Share on Facebook      
1924It's too early in the morning for suicide. Share on Facebook      
1925It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips..yet she won't drink from my glass! Share on Facebook      
1926It's true I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub it in my face! Share on Facebook      
1927It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends. Share on Facebook