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1901It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole. Share on Facebook      
1902It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end. Share on Facebook      
1903It's not what you wear; it's how you take it off. Share on Facebook      
1904It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you lay the blame. Share on Facebook      
1905It's O.K. to laugh during sex ... just don't point ! Share on Facebook      
1906It's okay to be ugly...but aren't you overdoing it? Share on Facebook      
1907It's okay to let your mind go blank; but please turn off the sound. Share on Facebook      
1908It's okay to look back at the past - just don't stare at it. Share on Facebook      
1909It's only hopeless if you walk away. Share on Facebook      
1910It's only premarital sex if you're going to get married. Share on Facebook      
1911It's only unethical if you get caught. Share on Facebook      
1912It's people like you who make the Internet all but impossible to trust. Share on Facebook      
1913It's people that give drinking a bad name. Share on Facebook      
1914It's perfectly okay to have sex on an empty stomach...especially if it belongs to your partner. Share on Facebook      
1915It's sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things, like a pack of wild dogs. Share on Facebook      
1916It's scary when, in the morning, you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker. Share on Facebook      
1917It's so cold here, the lawyers have there hands in their own pockets! Share on Facebook      
1918It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Share on Facebook      
1919It's strange, isn't it? Stand in the middle of a library and go "Aaaaaaagghhhh" and everyone just stares at you. But do the same thing on an airplane, everyone joins in. Share on Facebook      
1920It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time. Share on Facebook