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1881It's hell to work for a nervous boss, especially if you are why he's nervous! Share on Facebook      
1882It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. Share on Facebook      
1883It's like deja vu all over again. Share on Facebook      
1884It's lonely at the top, but you do eat better Share on Facebook      
1885It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Share on Facebook      
1886It's Never Too Late to Mutate and we know our computers do it as soon as our backs are turned Share on Facebook      
1887It's no use having a good memory unless you have something good to remember. Share on Facebook      
1888It's not a shortage of judges that causes the problems in our courts; it's the excess of lawyers. Share on Facebook      
1889It's not an optical illusion, it just looks that way. Share on Facebook      
1890It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one. Share on Facebook      
1891It's not easy to find happiness in ourselves and it's impossible to find it elsewhere. Share on Facebook      
1892It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere Share on Facebook      
1893It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it. Share on Facebook      
1894It's not how you die that matters. It's who you take with you. Share on Facebook      
1895It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger. Share on Facebook      
1896It's not pretty being easy. Share on Facebook      
1897It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things. Share on Facebook      
1898It's not that I wish any harm to the guy, I'm just saying I could happily sit by while someone knocks his head off. Share on Facebook      
1899It's not that I'm antisocial, I just think everyone should be banished to Uzbekistan. Share on Facebook      
1900It's not that I'm antisocial, I'm just not friendly. Share on Facebook