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1861It's an awfully bad idea to wear thong sandals in place of your thong underwear. Or so I've heard. Share on Facebook      
1862It's bad luck to be superstitious. Share on Facebook      
1863It's because of men like you that women like to screw guys like me. Share on Facebook      
1864It's been a lifetime struggle for me to stop spending my lifetime struggling. Share on Facebook      
1865It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom. Share on Facebook      
1866It's been lovely, but I have to scream now. Share on Facebook      
1867It's been monday all week. Share on Facebook      
1868It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom. Share on Facebook      
1869It's better to be wanted for murder that not to be wanted at all. Share on Facebook      
1870It's better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you are a fool than to open it and remove any lingering doubt. Share on Facebook      
1871It's easy to find "Orgasm" in the dictionary. It's between Foreplay and Snoring. Share on Facebook      
1872It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane. Share on Facebook      
1873It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we can't even see. I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons. Share on Facebook      
1874It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating. Share on Facebook      
1875It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the world after they inherit it. Share on Facebook      
1876It's good to question authority, but not mine. Share on Facebook      
1877It's great to be in my current company's employ. They offer excellent benefits, competitive pay, and a work-free smokeplace Share on Facebook      
1878It's hard to be fit as a fiddle, when you're shaped like a cello. Share on Facebook      
1879It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning. Share on Facebook      
1880It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Share on Facebook