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1841It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a.. no, no, it's a bird. Share on Facebook      
1842It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear. Share on Facebook      
1843It's a fine night to have an evening. Share on Facebook      
1844It's a good apartment because they allow pets. I have a Shetland pony named Nikkie. Last summer Nikkie was involved in a bizarre electrolysis accident. All her hair was removed except for her tail. Now I rent her out to Hare Krishna family picnics. Share on Facebook      
1845It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. Share on Facebook      
1846It's a great satisfaction knowing that for a brief point in time you made a difference. Share on Facebook      
1847It's a little known fact that the Dark Ages were caused by unresolved Y1K issues. Share on Facebook      
1848It's a sad thing to visit Oklahoma and see Indians wearing cowboy hats. Share on Facebook      
1849It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. Share on Facebook      
1850It's a small world, unless you have to paint it. Share on Facebook      
1851It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. Share on Facebook      
1852It's all fun and games until some divine creature strikes you down with a bolt of lightning. Share on Facebook      
1853It's all fun and games until someone loses a tooth...then it's hockey!! Share on Facebook      
1854It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done. Share on Facebook      
1855It's all very well in practice, but it will never work in theory. Share on Facebook      
1856It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. Share on Facebook      
1857It's always easier to see the great personalities in hot chicks. Share on Facebook      
1858It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired. Share on Facebook      
1859It's amazing how your kids stop coming back home once they get their own washer and dryer. Share on Facebook      
1860It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper. Share on Facebook